Stop shouting at me from outer space man!

Man, stop shouting at me from outer space.
Yes outer space.


It might happen in an instant that your beautiful face would land up on my lap.
But it took years for us to get here.
Miles of earth was dug up to lay down terribly strained and stretched metal wires.
We pierced mother earth at uncountable places and kept digging till we found little gems which helped us make batteries which help you stare at things you don't need to, for hours altogether.
Yes, we weren't even subtle at the time when we decided to screw each other's time up.
We are quite serious and increasingly elaborate and creative every time we decide to waste each other's time.
Throw shit at each other, wherever and whenever we find it convenient.
We've made up a place and populated it with more people than some poor countries.


Don't shout at me from outer space man.
And please for god sake, stop sending me pictures of your body.
It might look slightly different from mine, slimmer, slenderer and more delicious for sure.
But it's not totally alien to me.
I can dig into the vast reserves of my mind and I bet I would find way more interesting things to ogle at with my minds eye than your precious overworked and overrated body.
Not that I will. But I can.


We took a lot of years to make language .
Stop murdering it please .
I didn't understand 'lol' and am not even going to attempt to fathom 'lulz' and 'lawl' and 'lolwa'.


No I don't want to go ahead with the times.
You aren't going ahead for all I care.
Nor up nor down.
Last time I checked we were all on the same rock floating through infinite, irrelevant space.
Am not in for your forward-ed thoughts.
Am ok being stationary. Call me backwards, I don't care.
For all I know, I wish you were right.
I wish I could be backwards because am sure we've left everything good back in the past.


Nothing worth saving comes out of your finger tips and taps.
Your wisdom is nice but relax, I was fine being stupid and happy making some mistakes.
I don't want to make it big. I've started up almost 3 decades ago and I don't intend to do it again.
I don't want to be successful, happy or carefree. It's OK to not being able to figure out things or figuring out things on your journey.
And I don't want more money than what I can spend.
My luxury is already depressing me.


Stop shoving your opinions at me man.

This is space and time travel, make sure your shit is worth sharing before you send it.
Seriously, oceans dug, optical wires laid in insulated pipes, electrical wires, power stations, towers towering over buildings, big electronic boxes in place of forests and precious plants flowers, birds, bees, animals and trees, satellites hovering in space, mathematics being used by incredible minds, slave child labor digging out precious minerals out of dangerous hot mines for what ?
Your cock ? Your stupid joke ? An image of a rock compared to an actor who calls himself the rock and this is something called a meme which you laugh at and you're so proud of ? Seriously ? Billions of years of evolution for this mockery of life and energy and everything true ?


Please don't expect me to cry with you from this far. Your opinions matter. Yes, as much as Beyonce's crotch.


How is it even possible that were thinking of touching another planet but down here all we care about is our own self's selfish selfie soft spot ?


It's not even a healthy introspection into ourselves.

As hollow as we can get, we're at the peak of our emptiness.
Need strangers to think they can help and that we need help and to think we need to ask people far off what to do with things right next to us is absurd.


We're hoping and praying deep inside for the death and destruction of this world.
And so lazy, hazy, drugged, sedated and useless we've become, we're laughing our way to a bottomless pit and parading our way to suffering not annihilation.


We've been programmed to press re-start buttons when things don't work but even if we'd wish the same for our lives and the world, unfortunately it's not the way things in real work.


Comforts for now means pain for later.

Stop shouting at me from out of space man, we may seem a touch away but we are more distanced than ever.


Disclaimer : This is a rant. Rant's aren't always completely sensible. They come out of the anger which is caused because of the side effects of modern day mass communication and the internet. The author understands and acknowledges the irony and the benefits of the internet. But seriously, dick pics ?

PS: The author also understands the hypocrisy involved and has shared and received pictures of the human body, has on countless occasions used the term 'lol' and absolutely adores and relishes memes and thinks of them as examples of incredibly creative new age communication devices.

Snd bob pik n vegene.

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